a response from a black man to a white woman who asked why black women hate her just because shes with a black man ... lol the joy of his response !!

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l-uciole:

Pixies - Where Is My Mind?

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sigh i wish a real person would put something real in  here…. ;/

Every time I feel like I can stop being paranoid something lets me know it’s never that time .

Sex Scene on TV + Parents in the room

And you don’t know whether you should be like

POKERFACE:

OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:

Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:

Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:

Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:

Looking at everything but the screen:

Acting as if nothing is wrong:

…Or you’re simply like this:


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I wish I could say how I feel but it seems to cause nothing but more problems. Wish I could disappear forever, nobody really tries to understand.

Hmm ..

everyone hates me blah

She can’t like I love you and baby you know it too .. (Taken with instagram)
supernaturallysamcedes:

crossbowsandwalkers:

221tea:

khaoskomix:

What the Fuck ever brownies
1 splash of baking powder Enough flour to make as much cake as you want Last of a tin of coco powder Find some almonds? Yeah chop them up and throw them in Some sugar, about half of the amount of flour.
Mix it in a bowl.
Melt that bit of butter you have left in the fridge. Pour it in. Add eggs. Drop one on the cooker. Desperately try to scoop it up. Egg on hands. Despair. Add like 3 eggs. Find a can of condensed milk in the cupboard. Add it slowly, stirring until thick batter is made. Chop up a bar of chocolate. Chuck it in. Find some super old mini marshmellows. Eat one. Still good, add them in. Put some grease proof paper in to a tray. Attempt to fold it neatly. Fail.  Throw batter in. Realise pan is too big, pick up paper and float brownie batter to smaller tray. Smear batter as flat as possible. Batter way too thick but too late now. Pour some more condensed milk on top to try to counter batter thickness.  Put it in oven, set to about 160 oC because your oven incenerates all in it’s path.  Cook some pork underneath it because brownies are not dinner. Consider the possibility of pork brownies. When it smells good take it out the oven and poke it with a chop stick. Not done, put it back and force self to wait.
Take out when done, attempt to eat lava brownie. Fail. Slink away with proper food and wait for them to cool.
Eat 3, declare success. Smear nutella on top because top is ugly.
Take picture, post recipe to internet. Act smug.
Eat brownies.

this is literally the best recipe i have ever read in my life



Now I know a funny recipe can over take a fugly brownie.

yes. this is great